Fsheep L. Bronkowitz presents:

Dean's grandfather...

This gentleman was killed next to Caracol Ruins. His facial features resemble a homo named Dean. This innocent look in his eyes remind me of Dean's virgin eyes. This brave knight took pride in mounting Mexican women during his escapades with his beloved leader: Hernando Cortez. This man claims that he gave Mortera family new name and new start by spearing some of his valuable sperm. Dean's ancestors should feel pride that he took some time off from his busy schedule of burning and fighting and actually raped his family. Today Dean pays proper respect to this brave individual.